Mother In Law Stereotypes: Sumo

Code Taupe is dedicated to the poor souls that must deal with vacillating mother-in-laws. You NEVER know what they are up to! This level is the most threatening to any relationship - solid or not.

The 'true colors' never shine through. Furthermore, she'll never change her views - not even for a billion bucks. Headstrong, mule-faced, both right and left-winged supporting pointed beak. Spouse beware!

Mothra can be a formidable challenger!

Trying to play Godzilla to your partner's Mothra? It can certainly be a tug of war and it's no guarantee that you'll come out of top of the old heap.

Who is strongest? Godzilla or Mothra? Mothra certainly can fly high, even when sober. Then again, the Zilla knows how to climb high on the ladder to Relationship Success.

If you have chosen to challenge Mothra, it might be wise to get a good gawk at the size of her purse or handbag. Is it large? If so, that's going to hurt when she knocks you in the little head, isn't it? mother in law stories

Another thing to check for? Look at Mothra's shoes. Steel toes on those army boots? Are they also spiked?

The last thing that you need to check for before going against Mothra is her teeth. Yes, we know they're stained that awful gray, but are they real or are they removable? If they are the real deal, they can inflict a nasty bite.

Whether you chose to go against Mothra or not isn't always a choice. Sometimes, Mothra challenges and strikes swiftly. Therefore, take note to always be prepared in such event. How so? Look for a very, very, very tall building to climb.

Mother in Law - The Mother in Law Birthday Poem

Happy birthday to you, You belong in the zoo,

With the rattlesnakes and warthogs, And gila monsters, too.

Mother in Law Poem - The Mother in Law Witch Poem

Eye of newt, toe of frog, Tail of ox, wart of hog,

Appetite of T-rex. Mother in law hex.

Vanish now, never come back, If you do, I think I'll hack.

The Big Mother Hen

Janet looked closely over her mother-in-law. Arms that looked like giant wings; feet that held invisible claws; and a beak that could tear a body apart in one pecking sweep...

What had possessed her to marry Jimmy? She had known for months how mean his mother was - that she would probably never accept her. Why oh why had she taken the plunge? Now that the newness with Jimmy was wearing off, her patience with her mother in law was wearing thinner and thinner. And whenever she had complained to Jimmy, he always seemed to take his mother's side. His actions left her with a feeling of betrayal - like he was favoring his mother's feelings over her own.

Eventually, Janet decided that she just couldn't live with the situation and when she confronted Jimmy, again he stood up for his mother, telling Janet that she was being unfair - making him choose between her and his beloved mother. Three months later, Jimmy was on Janet's doorstep begging her to come back to him, apologizing to her for choosing his mother over her. Unfortunately, it's another case of 'too little, too late'.

Harold's Big Bad Mother in Law

There he stood like a battered chicken leg in front of Mother - salted, peppered, wingless .....

And his wife, Diana was being totally unfair. His mean old mother in law was wrong. She was always wrong. But this time, she was more wrong that she'd ever been! Harold had more sense in the tip of his middle finger about nature than his mother in law had in her entire ugly body. Birds often used human hair, small twigs and even loose feathers to build nests. His mother in law had fiercely disagreed and in Harold's humble opinion, she was a giant dodo bird.

And to make matters worse, he couldn't share his frustrations with anyone. His wife Diane was Pro-Mother.

It had hurt when his mother in law had yelled at him, "You idiot! Birds don't use human hair to build their nests with!" Then, "Diane, why did you marry a total idiot?" No doubt, his mother in law was a total birdbrain - that is, if she had a brain at all.

Things turned up for Harold, however, when later that day his mother in law phoned Diana to say that she had been taken to the emergency room. It appeared that as she had been working in the yard, a large vulture had swooped down and pulled out a large chunk of her hair.....

Harold's Meddling Mother-In-Law

The day that Harold gave his mother in law a medal for meddling......

Harold's mother in law was always meddling. And his wife, Diana was more than willing to share their personal life with her. 'Sharing with mother,' she liked to call it, but Harold called it, 'Giving more ammo to mother'. Fact was, his mother in law deserved a medal for meddling.

Why couldn't she have been a sweet mother in law? An angelic mother in law? A loving mother in law? Oh - but no, his mother in law had to be a Sherman Tank gone amuck mother in law.

As time passed, Harold grew more frustrated with his mother in law's meddling. So much so, that he decided to execute that bad thought he'd had months ago - to give his mother in law a medal for meddling. If all goes well, Harold should be getting out of the hospital in about two weeks.....

Relatives Are Relative - Why sweat the big stuff when your mother-in-law does it for you?

The Webster's 21st Dictionary defines the word 'relative' as: 1. comparative. 2. related to each other. 3. person related by blood or marriage.

If you're putting up with an evil mother in law, you may have done better by choosing your mother in law FIRST, rather than your spouse.

Mother in laws can be so wonderful. Mother in laws can be so destructive. A bad, mean old mother in law can absolutely destroy a marriage. BUT, in order to accomplish such, her grown baby has to open the door and invite her into the relationship. A mother in law who truly loves her grown baby will wish them happiness rather than slither into the relationship.

When things don't quite work out and you discover that you've got a mean old mother in law hanging out on your doorstep, try to keep in mind that Relatives Are Relative. Although you are related to your mother in law by marriage, it could always be worse. She could be your blood relative.....

Don't Hate Your Mother in Law - A mother in law poem to help thee worketh out thy great frustrations.

I must personally admit, without regret that some sincerely hate their mother in law,

To be so mean without a cause as hateful words stream through that lantern jaw

Is something completely foreign to some who are faithfully loving, and oh-so giving,

Unlike mean mother in laws who exhibit only contempt for the living.

But when all is said and done - don't hate your mother in law

because that would bring you on the same low level...and you're so much better than that!

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Mother In Law Stereotypes: Sumo Rescue Required

Don't Hate Your Mother in Law - A mother in law poem to help thee worketh out thy great frustrations.