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Candles & Romance - Which Type of Candle Personalities Are You?

What type of Candle Personality are you? Kitty, Cobra, Giraffe, Bunny, Butterfly, Lion, Gypsy Moth, Camel, Goat, Tortoise, Horny Toad, Dog, Mole, Wide-Mouthed Bass, Pigmy Hedgehog or Monkey?

Think about the types of candles you want to use to achieve that perfect, illusive, romantic dream. Next, use the following guide to confirm which type of Candle Personality fits you best.

The following is a general, unconfirmed, unstudied synopsis of Candle Stereotypes and is not intended to diagnose or treat any Candle deformity, informity or abnormality. Anyone suffering from complete candle exhaustion or confusion should seek the immediate assistance of their credited family Candle Counselor. Now, on to the fun stuff!

Kitty Candle Personality - Floating candles in a bowl of colored, aromatic water sets a very playful display. If you are drawn to this candle setup, you are a Kitty Candle Personality.

Cobra Candle Personality - Long elegant tapered candles that beckon romance are the true mainstay of a Cobra Candle Personality.

Giraffe Candle Personality - If you like to position your candles in high, lofty areas to achieve that soft romantic glow, you are a Giraffe Candle Personality.

Bunny Candle Personality - If you have so many candles set about the house that they threaten to ignite the walls and ceiling, you are a Bunny Candle Personality.

Butterfly Candle Personality - Butterflies are unique, beautiful and exotic! They love coming out parties; it's a cocoon thing. Butterfly Candle Personalities tend to drift towards candles which burn for long periods of time.

Lion Candle Personality - If you adore those fat-boy candles containing 10 wicks, you are a definite Lion Candle Personality. Lion's tend to be assertive and dominant in the candle world.

Gypsy Moth Personality - Gypsy Moths do not own candles. However, they are drawn to the flames of other candle worshipers, generally those of the Lion Candle Personality, sucking up free and precious warmth. Gypsy Moth Candle Personalities tend to be meek and are easily persuaded.

Goat Candle Personality - The Goat Candle Personality burns candles in tin cans. They can be new cans, old cans, and even unopened cans. A Goat is not picky regarding name brands of the cans he uses. After the candle has finished burning, the Goat Candle Personality will generally eat the can.

Tortoise Candle Personality - If you take extra precautions in burning your candle you are a Tortoise Candle Personality. Tortoises tend to be wise and ancient. They may allow a long space of time to pass before they even light their candle. Even after the candle is lit, they worry about candle drip. The candles of Tortoises can last forever because they do not burn them for any length of time. Some may only burn their candle a few short seconds before defusing it. As a note, the Tortoise and Bunny Candle Personalities do not go well with one another.

Horned Toad Candle Personality - The Horned Toad Candle Personality will actually steal other people's candles. Unlike the Moth Candle Personality, who gently flickers into the light of another candle personality, the Horned Toad sneaks in when no one is looking and pillages the candle supply. If you suspect you are in the company of a Horned Toad Candle, discretely look for wax marks on the hands. Another telltale is a pocket that appears glued together.

Dog Candle Personality - A Dog Candle Personality values its candle supply and will guard it with their life! A Dog will sometimes bury their candle if they feel threatened by other Candle Personalities, such as the Horned Toad. Dogs have been known to sleep on their candles; it's loyalty at its finest.

Mole Candle Personality - Mole Candle Personalities have yet to see the light. Moles do not like candles and will actually be brass enough to blow yours out. Even seeking psychiatric assistance will not help a die-hard Mole.

Wide-Mouthed Bass Candle Personality - The Wide-Mouthed Bass Candle Personality favors candles that can be altered with airflow. They like aromatic candles with lounging flames. They may sit for hours and stare at a candle that is doing a hypnotic candle dance.

Pigmy Hedgehog Candle Personality - If you like short stubby candles, you are a Pigmy Hedgehog Candle Personality. Pigmy Hedgehogs can be very picky about their candles and if threatened, they will deliver a bristly, rather sharp response.

Monkey Candle Personality - Multiple Candle Personalities are defined as Monkeys. No, not Davy, Mike, Mickey and Peter. We are referring to the Jungle Monkey. Jungle Monkeys often rely on romantic whelms rather than cold, hard planning.

Whatever Candle Personality you are, enjoy and be happy with your candles!

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