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Me Tarzan & You Jane- Romantic Poetry
It's poetry to cry by - but unfortunately not the teary eyed, to-the-heart chase. This is butchered, pathetic, romantic poetry at its best!
He was tall and lean and man, could he swing, Tarzan. She was small and lithe, would make a great wife, that's Jane.
She was a bad looky, but could she cooky, said Tarzan. Yeah, Ostrich eggs & chicken legs, said Jane.
So they ran through the jungle. It was quite a little rumble. Then Tarzan did-a stumble. Then Jane begin to mumble -
"Look over there in that tall, tall tree!" Tarzan said, "It's a monkey I do see!"
The monkey was smart, could pull a big cart, Cheetah. He could swing through the trees, like a monkey do be, Cheetah.
He loved his new home, he even had a pink phone, Cheetah. He hated big Simba, who'd come running through the timba', Cheetah -
So he ran through the jungle. It was quite a little rumble. Then Cheetah did-a stumble. Then that monkey did mumble -
"Look over there in that tall, tall tree!" Cheetah said, "It's an elephant I do see!"
Simba was strong, he could do a no wrong, Simba. He had a big long trunk, that he liked to dunk, Simba.
Natives stayed away, would play another day, with Simba. Though he didn't have a knife, he could squash out their life, Simba -
So he stomped through the jungle. It was quite a little rumble. Then Simba did-a stumble. Then that ele-a-font-o did mumble -
"Look over there in that tall, tall tree!" Simba said, "It's a Boy I do see!"
Boy came along, with a wild jungle song, that's Boy. Tarzan & Jane thought him a bit deranged, that's Boy.
He had a bone for a comb, and a shell but no pail, that's Boy. He could run like an ape with his mouth agape, that's Boy.
"Look over there in that tall, tall tree!" Boy said, "It's end of the poem I do see!"
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