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Romance - Grandmother & the Wolf

When Younger Men are Attracted to Older Women

Darwin couldn't help himself. Early thirties, Greek god-bod, red corvette and he was attracted to Ms. Witherspoon, an older lady that he had bumped into at the local library one evening while picking up a craft book for his 'now' ex-girlfriend, Freeda.

Ms. Witherspoon was over twice his age, with an non-flexible body and skin that was akin to an iguana that he remembered from his childhood. Perhaps that is what drew Darwin to Ms. Witherspoon, he decided, pulling his red corvette to a halt in front of her humble abode. A fond similarity to a childhood memory.

Darwin cut the engine. After all the two of them had experienced together, he best get used to addressing her by her first name, Velma....though she did love it when he called her Vixen. Velma, his little vixen.

Velma drew back the fushia colored lace curtains while one hand grabbed her teeth from the soaker jar. "Darwin," she slowly. "That boy has a knack for showing up unannounced."

The entire neighborhood was yapping about her affair with Darwin - about how she had stolen the lad from his youth and defiled him with her leathery hide and her rusty behind."Humph!" Velma tossed out, making for the front door. She would think about that later. Only an idiot would refuse something a hunky as Darwin - and Velma wasn't an idiot.

A worm stretched out on a desert floor without a cloud in sight stands a better chance of survival than Darwin and Velma's relationship. Here are the reasons why:

lip_red.gif The age gap between Darwin and Velma is wider than the Grand Canyon.

lip_red.gif Darwin has expressed a desire for kids and Velma's well is drier than a dead cow's bone.

lip_red.gif Velma is playing with Darwin like a cat with a piece of thin string.  She wouldn't dare do anything so foolish as to endanger her pension.

lip_red.gif Velma's and Darwin's personal tastes are too diverse. Velma enjoys skinny dipping, dousing her food with hot chili peppers and wrestling. Darwin enjoys solving puzzles, bland food sprinkled with just a tab of sea salt, and reality television shows. Darwin likes a good harp while Velma favors the sax.

lip_red.gif Both Darwin and Velma have lived single lives for a long while now, and their relationship is more physical than emotional.

Why Darwin is Attracted to Velma

lip_red.gif Darwin shares a volatile relationship with his natural mother whose age is comparable to Velma's age. His ability to conquer an older woman lends an air of victory.

lip_red.gif Velma is very naughty in a good way. Darwin likes a woman who knows not only what to do with herself, but with him as well. Simply put, Darwin likes to experience Velma's experience.

Why Velma is Attracted to Darwin

lip_red.gif Velma is trying to reach 100. Darwin is her 99th conquest.

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