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The results of the high profiled television show 'Kate Picks a Husband' have been tabulated. To recap, Kate - a single, former Ms. Swimsuit (photo of Kate at left) was given a choice of three lucky males. To make the contest fair, Kate was blindfolded while she asked a barrage of questions to her potential Mr. Groom.

The guys were allowed to respond only via their tools of the trade. Jake, a construction worker, responded with a zing of a saw and a tap of a hammer. Joe, the lifeguard, made use of his whistle and Winston, a judge, pounded out answers to Kate's throbbing questions with his gavel.

A June wedding date has been set for Kate and Winston. When Ebook Nook's Tickle Feather asked for comment from the happy couple, Kate giggled while Winston answered with his gavel, "Be there or be square."

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