Humorous Notes - Kung Fu

Kung Fu was perhaps responsible for the decline of the grasshopper population. Remember that famous challenge, “When you can snatch the grasshopper from my hand, you will be ready”? All that snatching wasn’t a healthy thing for grasshoppers. Accidents do happen.

Citizen Caine. What a restless soul – a traveler by day, a flute-playing deep thinker by night. On occasion, when Caine was asked what he did in life, he would answer, “Work, wander, rest when I can.” This would flow from his lips like the words had been captured inside a very tiny balloon inside his chest and softly expelled. By the time Caine reached the end of the sentence, he sounded totally exhausted. humorous stories

Those naked feet were probably tough enough to sand a 1952 Chevy with - after climbing over mountains that made Mount Everest look small by comparison – and let's don’t forget all those hot sizzling desert floors, sometimes filled with snakes and visions of men with white eyes.

Can we say candles? This show had enough candles to light Dallas, Fort Worth and part of Houston. Can you imagine the temperature encompassing the vestibule of lights?

Baldness. The dawn of the bald-headed boys – a new regime setting the standard.

So we have grasshoppers, a hand-made flute, candles, white-eyed mentors, and naked feet and heads. And let’s not forget Kung Fu. Something for everyone! Bringing the Orient to the west. Kung Fu did it best.

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