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Victor the Vulture,
the Winged Ring Leader
Marty
Owl, Wiser Than the
Average Joe
Clyde,
Bird Brains of the Operation
George,
Nickname - Washington,
Financial Guru
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Chickens Fork Over Fortune to Preying Vultures
Ebook Nook's Tickle Feather has uncovered a 'cheep' scam that has millions of chickens crying 'oh cluck'.
Apparently, chickens were approached by feathered friends and promised that they could learn how to fly with the eagles in a few short weeks. The cost - cheap-cheap.
Chickens everywhere are in an uproar over being swindled out of their hard earned scratch, with some birds needing to lay literally hundreds of eggs in order to pay for the bogus flying lessons.
According to Velma Chicken pictured below, because of being hoodwinked, she will need to relocate from her lavish hen house to a chicken shack near the railroad tracks.
Velma cackled, "And it's not easy laying eggs there with all those trains charging in and out, day and night. I'm not happy about this one little bit! You just wait until Chicken Little gets a hold of this! Why the entire sky will start falling."
Velma Chicken & her sis, Nilly
Her sister, Nilly didn't want to be seen on camera but stated that she-too has close feathered friends that will give these bad birds something to crow about once they are caught.
Jail these Birds: You can help in catching these naughty birds, putting them in the pen where they belong. Here's how...
Be on the lookout for a flock of three, possibly four birds that look a bit odd as a group.
Victor the Vulture is the gang leader and is considered winged and dangerous. His mug shot isn't the best but shooting situations were very limited due to harshly lit skies.
Mary Owl is a shrewd, cunning bird, wiser than the average flying Ace.
Clyde is the bird brains of the operation, working behind the cockpit as a partner in crime.
Last but not least, and sometimes separated from the group, is George - nickname, Washington.
His anger issues began as a small bird when his father accused him of pecking down a cherry tree with his large yellow beak.
If you happen to see these birds in flight, please notify the proper authorities asap.
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