Ballet Sidewinder, a Humorous Short Story

An incident at the local ballet school has tutu's wagging from one end of town to the other. Ebook Nook's Tickle Feather garnered this exclusive story which you will only find at this website.

It appears that after ballet dancer, 'Meg' got a bit angry with ballet dancer 'Sue', she did a total la-coo-ca-ra-cha on Sue's ultra-expensive ballet mask with her pink satin Toe Shoes. Needless to say, the object wasn't the only thing in the room that cracked.

Seeing the damage inflicted on her prized mask, cartoons, funny stories Sue lit out in a fast spin, quickly moving sideways - her netted tutu furiously sanding against Meg's unprotected legs leaving them looking like they had been attacked by a wild cat.

To Meg's demise, she had foregone slipping into leotards for her ballet workout, claiming the need to feel free and un-harnessed.

Tickle Feather also learned that the root of Meg's anger stemmed from a jealous rage over Sue's perfect Tour En L'air, a ballet move generally performed by a man but obviously mastered completely by Sue, a robust ballet dancer from the poignant age of 9, now 79 years young.

Sue touts her longevity and good health to a strict daily routine consisting of ballet, yoga and boxed prunes. In Sue's words, "If prunes don't get a body moving, then nothing will."

Meg, a 29 year old ballet débutante has agreed to repair Sue's mask with a bit of Gorilla Glue and pastel paints. As a note, Meg is a well-known artist pursuing the art of ballet in her free time.

We'll keep you posted on any developments in this fascinating cultural arts story.

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