Ageing Humor

Recent studies indicate that the older one grows, the higher the risk for death. For example, a 52 year old Dick Wheeler faces a lower risk of death than a 102 Dick Wheeler. Who would have thunk it?

Studies also indicate that the following categories equal shorter life spans: cheating husbands, mimes, clowns and bad piano players. However, the news isn't all bad.

As technology grows, more and more is being discovered about the human body - about what makes we-humans tick. Scientists everywhere are working like mad to double the current life span of man. As soon as they can solve that puzzle, they may work on doubling the life span of a woman. It depends however, on how many of these scientists are moonlighting as cheating husbands, mimes, clowns and piano players.

Nothing's easy these days.

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