Humorous Stories - Three Pigs Cry Wolf - Sue Beaver

Two out of three brothers have filed a lawsuit against I.M. Beaver for inferior house design, alleging that a local wolf blew their structures to smithereens in a matter of seconds.

Pig One claims that I.M. Beaver recommended a hay roof, hay walls and a hay loft in what was once a three bedroom, two bath country home. Pig One said that his house was first attacked by a pregnant cow belonging to a neighboring farmer.

The following morning, a wolf came along and it was the last straw for the house of hay, turning the structure into what Pig One describes as a total pig sty.

Pig Two's complaints run along similar lines, only I.M. Beaver recommended sticks as the central source of building material. After a flock of termites hit Pig Two's structure, a wolf finished demolition the following evening - being so brazen as to start a campfire with some of the stray sticks after inviting a herd of sheep to his quick-fire camping adventure. Pig Two stated that what followed wasn't pretty.

I.M. Beaver also built Pig Three's house, an abode that focused on bricks. We tried to reach Pig Three for comment but he had gone to the fair.

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