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Touch of Fire - a free short romance story Where the Four Winds Meet - (444 pages) She was drawn back to the present as Leif drawled, "So, it's English you are so concerned about and not the weasel. Perhaps I have miscalculated-" "How did Sonny manage to get over here?" she demanded, her white-gold hair a beautiful mass about her angry looking face. She chose not to argue with this cowboy, rather to toss questions at him. It was much easier pinning the insect to the board than chasing it through a field of poison ivy she recklessly decided. He shrugged. "I believe he rode the mare Uranus - a rather fitting ride for a proctologist wouldn't you agree?" Click to continue Arizona Angels - (95 pages) Throwing the door open she encountered Bowie's towering form, his large arm extended, Lee dangling in mid air like a large spider. Lynx gasped, her hands going out to rescue the squalling child. "This demonic little hooligan was window peeping into the honeymoon cottages! God only knows what she saw, but she seemed quite satisfied," he went on, his eyes scorching over Lynx's shocked face. click to continue Diet Humor - All humor comes at the expense of another person's discomfort. But if we can't laugh at ourselves, how can we appreciate the spirit of humor? On that note, Tickle Feather is proud to present outrageous Diet Humor. Click here to continue
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A Short Story - Genie's Got a BottleSexy Eddie Finds a Full Bottle
The stripes on his matching loin cloth had been positioned in a horizontal fashion, making human identification easier for any wandering Stick Archer seeking edible prey. Back then, the sands were unblemished, the beaches clean and no litter lay loitering about. The air drifting inland from the sea smelled fishy, untainted by oil refineries and watercraft. Eddie took in a deep whiff of the sea air and beat his chest with his fists. It was a manly thing, as was picking island cacti bare-handed. Eddie's attention was immediately thrust onto a bright red bottle resting on the shoreline. It looked so out of place on the barren floor of the sandy beach. Three crabs were treading towards the bright object, obviously curious, like Eddie. Being adept, Eddie reached the bottle first and scooped it out of the sand. Pretty and full of something, he thought. Using the nearby corkscrew, he quickly dismantled the seal, then stood back as a strange smoke spiraled from the opening of the bottle. Some fizzy noises accompanied the smoke, then suddenly the air settled. The contents smelled a bit funny, but Eddie decided that anything that resided in a bottle this beautiful had to taste good. And Eddie had found a full bottle. Eddie made himself comfortable, sprawling out on the warm beach as he enjoyed the contents of the bottle. By and by, the sun sank lower and lower in the western horizon. Night was swiftly approaching. He'd been on the beach all day and noticed that he looked redder than a Maine lobster. He silently scolded himself for not smattering on some suntan lotion before hitting the beach today. "Hello, big boy," the deep sultry voice suddenly greeted Eddie through his haze of thoughts. He squinted his eyes, trying to make out the apparition in the short distance. Six foot ten, hairy chest, bald head, arms folded, blue skin. Sea monster? Eddie was suddenly on his feet, his fists raised as he prepared to defend himself. "Sea demon, prepare to die!" he warned, his exotic boots kicking up a small sand storm. The demon coughed, then scolded, "See here, big boy! For your information, I'm not a sea demon! And - quit kicking up sand, will ya!" Eddie collected himself, trying to focus on the apparition who seemed a bit fuzzy. The apparition continued, "It's your lucky day, big boy. You found the lucky bottle - my abode. I'm a genie and will grant three wishes for you." Eddie brought his hand to his head and scratched it gingerly. "Just three?" Genie snarled his big blue upper lip and echoed, "Just three." Obviously, he was dealing with an idiot. "Well, I wish you could grant me a million wishes," Eddie protested. After that, Genie and Eddie became exceedingly close. Thirty years later, Eddie had yet to spend his one million wishes. It wasn't a pretty life for Genie. All day, every day, he worked to fulfill Eddie's wishes. The moral of the story is, "It is far better to control power than to own power."
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Stork Loses Baby - The entire town of Bawlings is talking about 'the one that got away' only the star of this local tabloid is a bird and not a fish... Click here for full scoop Pirates Bay - (30 pages) Hope on board for this seafaring adventure! click to continue The Nanny - (47 pages) A short love story with a twist. click to continue Yellow Sky at Dawn - (67 pages) Could the renegade Navajo who had claimed her father's life - also claim Chara's heart? click to continue White Lightning - (202 pages) Colt knew the female body like the back of his hand, but he'd never been able to figure out their brains. He was wise enough to know that a woman didn't like a gutless ram; women liked their men untamed. Then once they snared them and tamed them, they generally didn't like 'em anymore. Nonetheless, best to keep this beautiful tigress under the assumption that he was more animal than man. click to continue Catwalk - (76 pages) Paul nodded, then turned to collect a soft tissue for her, then being a klutz himself, he dropped it. As he bent over to collect it, the towel popped loose, inadvertently mooning Leslie. He heard a nasally scream and as he turned she was bolting out the door. "Lovely, just lovely," Paul drawled to the empty room. How would he ever ......face her again, he went on to silently mock. Click to continue |
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Once upon a time in
1313, sexy Eddie was walking along an un-crowded beach dressed in high-top boots that were crafted with the finest zebra hide. 
